Oh, HELL Noah.

A man and his dog, firmly on the edge.
MAN, THIS IS SO HARDCORE. COULD ANYTHING BE MORE PUNK ROCK THAN PAYING A STYLIST TO ARTFULLY STREAK SOME MANIC PANIC INTO YOUR FAUXHAWK? AND THEN GOING TO A GALA WHERE EVERYONE’S PERSONAL NET WORTH IS OVER FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS?
noah, come on. the theme was punk.
AND YOU NAILED IT, BRO. LOOK AT THAT SNEER. YOU’RE LIKE A SWARTHY BILLY IDOL, MOONLIGHTING AS A CATER-WAITER. ARE YOU ALLOWED TO HEAD BANG OR WILL THAT MESS UP YOUR HAIR? TO ROCK OUT OR NOT TO ROCK OUT? THAT IS THE QUESTION.
okay, okay. i’m not punk rock. we all get it.
WHAT??? AS IF ANYTHING ON EARTH COULD BE MORE PUNK ROCK THAN A WHITE COLLARED SHIRT AND A SILK VEST. IT’S COOL, MAN. I’LL PUT ON MY SPIKED DOG COLLAR, CRANK SOME TUNES, AND WE’LL RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE FOREVER.
i can’t win.

MAN, THIS IS SO HARDCORE. COULD ANYTHING BE MORE PUNK ROCK THAN PAYING A STYLIST TO ARTFULLY STREAK SOME MANIC PANIC INTO YOUR FAUXHAWK? AND THEN GOING TO A GALA WHERE EVERYONE’S PERSONAL NET WORTH IS OVER FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS?

noah, come on. the theme was punk.

AND YOU NAILED IT, BRO. LOOK AT THAT SNEER. YOU’RE LIKE A SWARTHY BILLY IDOL, MOONLIGHTING AS A CATER-WAITER. ARE YOU ALLOWED TO HEAD BANG OR WILL THAT MESS UP YOUR HAIR? TO ROCK OUT OR NOT TO ROCK OUT? THAT IS THE QUESTION.

okay, okay. i’m not punk rock. we all get it.

WHAT??? AS IF ANYTHING ON EARTH COULD BE MORE PUNK ROCK THAN A WHITE COLLARED SHIRT AND A SILK VEST. IT’S COOL, MAN. I’LL PUT ON MY SPIKED DOG COLLAR, CRANK SOME TUNES, AND WE’LL RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE FOREVER.

i can’t win.

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