Oh, HELL Noah.

A man and his dog, firmly on the edge.
DEAR GOD. WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS. WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE, THE DOUBLEMINT TWINS? THE OLSEN TWINS? SOME KIND OF TWINS WHO DO TWIN STUFF?
it’s fun, right? the way our jackets match.
HE DEFINITELY GOT THE BETTER OUTFIT. A BLUE TUX, I CAN UNDERSTAND. A BLACK TUX WITH A SHINY BLUE LAPEL IS JUST WEIRD. BETWEEN YOUR SHAVED EYEBROWS AND THAT JACKET, YOU LOOK LIKE E.T. DRESSED UP AS ELTON JOHN FOR HALLOWEEN.
no insults. it’s an awesome tux and i look good.
HMPH. YEAH, WELL. DID YOU WIN ANY AWARDS?
…no.
OKAY. GOOD TO KNOW THAT ALL THE OLD WHITE DUDES IN THE ACADEMY ALSO FELL ASLEEP DURING MARGIN BALLS. EITHER THAT OR OWEN WILSON IS JUST DREAMIER THAN YOU.
he is not.
HE MIGHT BE.

DEAR GOD. WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS. WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE, THE DOUBLEMINT TWINS? THE OLSEN TWINS? SOME KIND OF TWINS WHO DO TWIN STUFF?

it’s fun, right? the way our jackets match.

HE DEFINITELY GOT THE BETTER OUTFIT. A BLUE TUX, I CAN UNDERSTAND. A BLACK TUX WITH A SHINY BLUE LAPEL IS JUST WEIRD. BETWEEN YOUR SHAVED EYEBROWS AND THAT JACKET, YOU LOOK LIKE E.T. DRESSED UP AS ELTON JOHN FOR HALLOWEEN.

no insults. it’s an awesome tux and i look good.

HMPH. YEAH, WELL. DID YOU WIN ANY AWARDS?

…no.

OKAY. GOOD TO KNOW THAT ALL THE OLD WHITE DUDES IN THE ACADEMY ALSO FELL ASLEEP DURING MARGIN BALLS. EITHER THAT OR OWEN WILSON IS JUST DREAMIER THAN YOU.

he is not.

HE MIGHT BE.

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