WHAT’S THE DEAL HERE? THIS GUY SHOWS UP TO THE PARTY IN A TUX AND YOU’RE IN SOME WRINKLY GRAY SUIT THAT YOU DUG OUT OF THE BOTTOM OF YOUR CLOSET?
it wasn’t black-tie required or anything. john just decided to be fancy.
THAT’S AN UNDERSTATEMENT. THIS IS ONE SUAVE DUDE. HE LOOKS LIKE JAMES BOND AND YOU LOOK LIKE SOME RANDOM VILLAIN WHO GETS KILLED OFF IN THE FIRST TEN MINUTES OF THE MOVIE.
i guess he does look better in this photo.
HE’S THE BADASS PRESIDENT WHO BITCH-SLAPS A BUNCH OF ALIENS AND GETS THE HOT GIRL, AND YOU’RE A CATER-WAITER AT THE WHITE HOUSE BALL WHO SPILLS WINE ALL OVER SOME SENATOR’S LAP.
okay, i get it. you can stop now.
I’M JUST SAYING, HE LOOKS SMOOTH. CAN HE ADOPT ME?
no. none of my friends are going to adopt you. i’m your owner and i love you.
HMPH. WELL, AT LEAST INVITE HIM OVER FOR DINNER SO I CAN MEET HIM AND HUMP HIS LEG.
i’ll see what i can do.
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