Oh, HELL Noah.

A man and his dog, firmly on the edge.
WE DID IT! 400 FOLLOWERS, WOOOO. TO SAY THANKS, I TAUGHT ZACHY BOY HERE A TRICK. FETCH THE PEN, ZACH. BRING IT TO ME. BRING ME THE PEN, BOY. what. DON’T GIVE ME THAT LOOK, LIKE YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT I MEAN. UNLESS THE HAIR MOUSSE HAS SEEPED THROUGH YOUR SCALP AND INTO YOUR BRAIN. no. this is degrading. WELL, NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL. IF YOU DON’T WANT TO BRING ME THE PEN, I BET THAT BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH GUY WOULD DO IT. just because he was cast in my movie doesn’t mean i’m jealous of him. but fine, i’ll bring it to you, okay? WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS THAT, ANYWAY? WHAT IS HE, LIKE, THE MOST ENGLISH GUY WHO EVER LIVED? DO HIS PARENTS REALLY LOVE EGGS AND CUCUMBERS? IS HE A CYBORG? do you want the pen or not? OKAY, HE’S A CYBORG. AND NO, I’M OVER IT. sigh.

WE DID IT! 400 FOLLOWERS, WOOOO. TO SAY THANKS, I TAUGHT ZACHY BOY HERE A TRICK. FETCH THE PEN, ZACH. BRING IT TO ME. BRING ME THE PEN, BOY.

what.

DON’T GIVE ME THAT LOOK, LIKE YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT I MEAN. UNLESS THE HAIR MOUSSE HAS SEEPED THROUGH YOUR SCALP AND INTO YOUR BRAIN.

no. this is degrading.

WELL, NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL. IF YOU DON’T WANT TO BRING ME THE PEN, I BET THAT BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH GUY WOULD DO IT.

just because he was cast in my movie doesn’t mean i’m jealous of him. but fine, i’ll bring it to you, okay?

WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS THAT, ANYWAY? WHAT IS HE, LIKE, THE MOST ENGLISH GUY WHO EVER LIVED? DO HIS PARENTS REALLY LOVE EGGS AND CUCUMBERS? IS HE A CYBORG?

do you want the pen or not?

OKAY, HE’S A CYBORG. AND NO, I’M OVER IT.

sigh.

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