Oh, HELL Noah.

A man and his dog, firmly on the edge.
WE’RE SO CLOSE TO 400 FOLLOWERS. AS EXTRA INCENTIVE FOR YOU ALL TO FOLLOW THIS TUMBLR, I SEARCHED HIGH AND LOW FOR THE SEXIEST PHOTO OF ZACH I COULD FIND.
oh, god.
WHAT DO YOU THINK, EVERYONE? THOSE CROSSED EYES ARE PRETTY HOT. ARE YOUR NAUGHTY BITS QUIVERING OR WHAT?
noah. there are about eight thousand photos of me that are better than this.
NO WAY. LOOK AT IT. I JUST WANNA TAKE THIS PHOTO OUT TO A LAVISH DINNER, BUY IT A DOZEN ROSES, AND RUB MY JUNK AGAINST IT UNTIL I FALL ASLEEP.
you’re a true romantic.
WHAT CAN I SAY? IT’S YOUR JE NE SAIS QUOI.

WE’RE SO CLOSE TO 400 FOLLOWERS. AS EXTRA INCENTIVE FOR YOU ALL TO FOLLOW THIS TUMBLR, I SEARCHED HIGH AND LOW FOR THE SEXIEST PHOTO OF ZACH I COULD FIND.

oh, god.

WHAT DO YOU THINK, EVERYONE? THOSE CROSSED EYES ARE PRETTY HOT. ARE YOUR NAUGHTY BITS QUIVERING OR WHAT?

noah. there are about eight thousand photos of me that are better than this.

NO WAY. LOOK AT IT. I JUST WANNA TAKE THIS PHOTO OUT TO A LAVISH DINNER, BUY IT A DOZEN ROSES, AND RUB MY JUNK AGAINST IT UNTIL I FALL ASLEEP.

you’re a true romantic.

WHAT CAN I SAY? IT’S YOUR JE NE SAIS QUOI.

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