Oh, HELL Noah.

A man and his dog, firmly on the edge.
THE TIME HAS COME! MOUNTAIN MAN QUINTO IS RETURNING TO THE APPALACHIA FROM WHENCE HE CAME.
i…what?
HE’S HAD ENOUGH OF THIS WORLD, WITH ITS NOISY TECHNO BABBLE AND VENTI MOCHACCINOS. ENJOY ONE LAST LOOK AT HIS RUGGED VISAGE AS HE PUTS ON HIS SEVENTH FAVORITE PURPLE SHIRT AND HIS MOST FABULOUS SCARF AND TAKES OFF FOR THE WILDERNESS. THERE’S NOTHING LEFT FOR HIM HERE. HE IS TO BE ONE WITH NATURE.
i’m just going to catch a flight.
TO THE NEAREST MOUNTAIN TOP!
to laguardia.
YES, MOUNT LAGUARDIA! QUINTO OF THE FOREST WILL PLUNDER ITS ICY PEAK YET.
i think there must be something wrong with this new dog food i’ve been feeding you.
RIGHT AFTER HE PLUNDERS CHRIS’ BUTT.
okay, never mind, you’re fine.

THE TIME HAS COME! MOUNTAIN MAN QUINTO IS RETURNING TO THE APPALACHIA FROM WHENCE HE CAME.

i…what?

HE’S HAD ENOUGH OF THIS WORLD, WITH ITS NOISY TECHNO BABBLE AND VENTI MOCHACCINOS. ENJOY ONE LAST LOOK AT HIS RUGGED VISAGE AS HE PUTS ON HIS SEVENTH FAVORITE PURPLE SHIRT AND HIS MOST FABULOUS SCARF AND TAKES OFF FOR THE WILDERNESS. THERE’S NOTHING LEFT FOR HIM HERE. HE IS TO BE ONE WITH NATURE.

i’m just going to catch a flight.

TO THE NEAREST MOUNTAIN TOP!

to laguardia.

YES, MOUNT LAGUARDIA! QUINTO OF THE FOREST WILL PLUNDER ITS ICY PEAK YET.

i think there must be something wrong with this new dog food i’ve been feeding you.

RIGHT AFTER HE PLUNDERS CHRIS’ BUTT.

okay, never mind, you’re fine.

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