OH, THANK GOODNESS. WE CAN START THE PARTY NOW, EVERYONE! THE COCKATOO IS HERE! I KNOW YOU’RE ALL EXCITED, BUT PLEASE REFRAIN FROM THROWING PELLETS ONTO THE RED CARPET, OKAY? THOSE THINGS ARE A BITCH AND A HALF TO CLEAN UP. ALSO, FOR YOUR REFERENCE, POLLY DOES NOT GET A CRACKER. POLLY SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE HE PUT ON THAT JIZZ-COLORED SUIT AND PUKE GREEN TIE. KUDOS, POLLY, ON CHOOSING A COLOR PALETTE THAT REMINDS EVERYONE OF BODILY FUNCTIONS.
sigh. maybe i should invest in a stylist.
HEY, APPARENTLY IT’S ONE OF THOSE TALKING BIRDS. CAN YOU SAY “BRAIN BLEACH”? BECAUSE WE’RE ALL GONNA NEED SOME AFTER TONIGHT.
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