Oh, HELL Noah.

omglolomgha:

ohhellnoah:

OKAY. LET’S TAKE A MOMENT TO BE SERIOUS HERE.

DURING THIS JOYOUS, FESTIVE HOLIDAY SEASON, IT’S EASY TO FORGET THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO ARE MUCH LESS FORTUNATE THAN US. JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THIS HALF-DRESSED BUM, STUMBLING AROUND IN HIS SHREDDED JHORTS, HIS HAIRY BITS ON DISPLAY FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE.

IT’S SAD. IT’S HELLA GROSS. AND IT CAN BE PREVENTED.

I KNOW IMAGES LIKE THIS ARE DIFFICULT TO SEE. BUT DON’T CLICK TO ANOTHER TAB. OPEN YOUR HEART AND PROVIDE SOME HOLIDAY AID TO THOSE WHO HAVE ZERO FASHION SENSE, WHETHER YOU DONATE CLOTHES, OFFER ADVICE, OR BERATE THEM WITH LOUD OBSCENITIES ON THE STREET. PEOPLE LIKE THIS—LIKE ZACH—NEED YOUR HELP NOW MORE THAN EVER. PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY.

THIS PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT HAS BEEN PAID FOR BY POPS: PISSED-OFF PETS OF THE STARS.

um can u shut up? he’s beautiful.

um, can you not talk that way to my dog? i’m the only one who’s allowed to talk to him that way. but i don’t, because he’s a dog.

NO RESPECT. LET’S GO TO THE DOG PARK AND LOOK BROODY.

seriously. let’s.