Oh, HELL Noah.

A man and his dog, firmly on the edge.
ZACH, NO! THAT MAN IS YOUR BROTHER.
i know he is, noah. we’re just horsing arou—
I KNOW YOU WANT TO BE THE ONLY PERSON ON EARTH WITH EYEBROWS BUSHY AND FOREST-LIKE ENOUGH TO LOSE FAIRY-TALE PRINCESSES IN, BUT YOU CAN’T JUST GET RID OF HIM AND DISPOSE HIS BODY IN A DUMP TRUCK SOMEWHERE.
…what??? i wasn’t going to—
ZACH. ZACH. CURB THE VIOLENT NATURE THAT YOUR LUSCIOUS FOREHEAD PELTS HAVE INSTILLED IN YOU. YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL. BUT NOT LIKE THIS.
NOT. LIKE. THIS.
ummm. i’ll be at the bar.

ZACH, NO! THAT MAN IS YOUR BROTHER.

i know he is, noah. we’re just horsing arou—

I KNOW YOU WANT TO BE THE ONLY PERSON ON EARTH WITH EYEBROWS BUSHY AND FOREST-LIKE ENOUGH TO LOSE FAIRY-TALE PRINCESSES IN, BUT YOU CAN’T JUST GET RID OF HIM AND DISPOSE HIS BODY IN A DUMP TRUCK SOMEWHERE.

…what??? i wasn’t going to—

ZACH. ZACH. CURB THE VIOLENT NATURE THAT YOUR LUSCIOUS FOREHEAD PELTS HAVE INSTILLED IN YOU. YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL. BUT NOT LIKE THIS.

NOT. LIKE. THIS.

ummm. i’ll be at the bar.

  1. maniacalgrins reblogged this from ohhellnoah
  2. nerdoutandproud reblogged this from ohhellnoah
  3. want-some-kev-in-you reblogged this from ohhellnoah
  4. wictorwictoria reblogged this from ohhellnoah
  5. crgirl reblogged this from ohhellnoah
  6. ohhellnoah posted this