Oh, HELL Noah.

HEYYYY. HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS YEARNING FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO SHUN YOU OUT OF DISGUST FOR YOUR BIZARRE FASHION CHOICES? YOU JUST MADE MY DAY.

oh, come on. this isn’t so bad. it’s a tank top and jeans.

YOU LOOK LIKE A GAY SAILOR. AND THAT’S SAYING A LOT, SINCE ALL SAILORS LOOK GAY. COULD YOU FLASH ANY MORE CHEST HAIR? ALSO, WHICH DITCH DID YOU FISH THOSE FUG SHOES OUT OF? ARE YOU A TWINK HANGING OUT AT THE 7-11 OR A GUY SPENDING HIS GAP YEAR IN HIS MOM’S BASEMENT? THESE ARE MIXED MESSAGES.

i admit, the shoes are a little old.

SERIOUSLY. THE GIRL BEHIND US IS WEARING A DENIM SKIRT AND COWBOY BOOTS AND SHE STILL LOOKS WAY BETTER THAN YOU.

it’s the camouflage hat, isn’t it? it’s not working with this outfit.

IT’S DEFINITELY NOT HELPING.