Oh, HELL Noah.

LET’S PLAY A GAME, EVERYONE! WHAT IS ZACH THINKING IN THIS PICTURE?

A) “HELLOOOO, HOT TWINK IN THE AUDIENCE.”
B) “DON’T TOUCH THE PERIWINKLE SUIT. I HAD IT SPECIAL ORDERED FROM THE GAY MAFIA POP-UP SHOP IN SOHO.”
C) “I CAN’T BELIEVE I GOT AWAY WITH WEARING THIS SHINY TIE BEFORE MY SENSIBLE DOG DESTROYED IT OUT OF FRUSTRATION AND ANGUISH.”

TRICK QUESTION! HE FARTED.