Oh, HELL Noah.

A man and his dog, firmly on the edge.
hey, buddy. what do you think of this little guy? ARE YOU EFFING SERIOUS? WE’VE ALREADY GOT ONE BITCHY FELINE WALKING AROUND THE APARTMENT, RUBBING HIS STANK ALL OVER EVERYTHING. OH, DON’T GET IN HAROLD’S WAY. HE’S A LONER, A REBEL. YEAH, SURE. MORE LIKE A WALKING, HACKING HAIRBALL WHO WOULD SCRATCH YOUR EYES OUT AND BAT THEM AROUND FOR SPORT, IF HE HAD HALF THE CHANCE. AND NOW YOU WANT TO GET ANOTHER ONE OF THESE DEMONS? ha, no. i was just messing with you. YOU’RE PUSHING YOUR LUCK, LITTLE MAN. I’LL LET HAROLD LOOSE ON YOUR PRETTY BOY FACE, IF YOU’RE NOT CAREFUL. I KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO BRIBE HIM. so do i. extra cat food. …DAMN IT. THAT CAT IS SO EASY.

hey, buddy. what do you think of this little guy?

ARE YOU EFFING SERIOUS? WE’VE ALREADY GOT ONE BITCHY FELINE WALKING AROUND THE APARTMENT, RUBBING HIS STANK ALL OVER EVERYTHING. OH, DON’T GET IN HAROLD’S WAY. HE’S A LONER, A REBEL. YEAH, SURE. MORE LIKE A WALKING, HACKING HAIRBALL WHO WOULD SCRATCH YOUR EYES OUT AND BAT THEM AROUND FOR SPORT, IF HE HAD HALF THE CHANCE. AND NOW YOU WANT TO GET ANOTHER ONE OF THESE DEMONS?

ha, no. i was just messing with you.

YOU’RE PUSHING YOUR LUCK, LITTLE MAN. I’LL LET HAROLD LOOSE ON YOUR PRETTY BOY FACE, IF YOU’RE NOT CAREFUL. I KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO BRIBE HIM.

so do i. extra cat food.

…DAMN IT. THAT CAT IS SO EASY.

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