Oh, HELL Noah.

and then i got to wear the rubber suit!

Uh huh.

it was pretty cool. i wanted to take it home, but they wouldn’t let me.

Mmm. Sad for you.

hey, do you remember that time on the trek set when i—

FOR GOD’S SAKE, QUINTO. LEAVE THE POOR GIRL ALONE. SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE’S GOING TO CHOKE A KITTEN IF SHE HAS TO LISTEN TO YOU RAMBLE FOR ONE MORE SECOND.

zoe would never feel that way. would you, zoe?

Not usually, but you’re kiiiiinda all up in my grill. And those glasses are freaking me out. I can see my own boredom in their reflection and it hurts my soul.

UM, EXCUSE ME MISS, WHOEVER YOU ARE. WILL YOU ADOPT ME? BECAUSE OH MY GOD.

No.

AUGH.