Oh, HELL Noah.

who’s my guy? who’s my bestest buddy?

OHHHH, NO. DON’T TRY TO COERCE ME INTO MUSHY FEELINGS FOR YOU. YOU’RE TRYING TO HAVE ME REPLACED! WELL, I’M NOT BUYING IT. AND I ATE ALL OF RIZZO’S FOOD. SO GET BENT.

no one could ever replace you. gimme some snuggles.

YOU LIE. YOU LIE THROUGH YOUR BLEACHED TEETH. I SEE WHAT YOU’RE TRYING TO DO HERE. BUTTERING ME UP WHILE YOU SHAMELESSLY SHOW THE WORLD YOUR CROTCH TO TRY TO GAIN EVERYONE ELSE’S FAVOR. IN FACT, YOU’VE BEEN FLASHING YOUR JUNK A LOT THIS WEEK. WHAT’S WITH THAT? WHAT’S YOUR ANGLE?

you’re so cute. give daddy zach a hug.

NO.

gimme all the hugs!

AIEEEEE. ABUSE. LOVING, TENDER ABUSE. I CAN’T TAKE IT.

aww, sure you can. because you’re my fuzzy-wuzzy loverboy. who’s my fuzzy-wuzzy loverboy?

…I AM.

gooooood boy.

I HATE YOU.

i know.

GOOD. HOLD ME CLOSER, JERKFACE.

you got it.