Oh, HELL Noah.

A man and his dog, firmly on the edge.
So when do you think we should— EX-SQUEEZE ME, RANDOM BUM ON THE STREET. noah, this is corey. you remember corey. NOT REALLY, BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER. FORGIVE ME IF I’M WRONG, BUT YOU TWO WORK IN HOLLYWOOD, DON’T YOU? WHEN DID THE FASHION DU JOUR BECOME UNTUCKED SHIRTS AND RIPPED, BAGGY JEANS? Is your dog critiquing my outfit, Zach? HELL YES, I AM. AND IT WOULDN’T BE THE WORST THING IF YOU GOT YOUR OWN DOG TO BERATE YOU INTO LOOKING MORE LIKE A FUNCTIONING HUMAN BEING, RATHER THAN A TOOL WEARING A WRINKLED SHIRT WITH CUFFED SLEEVES AND JEANS YOU DUG OUT FROM THE BOTTOM OF YOUR CLOSET, LEFTOVER FROM YOUR PETULANT LONER PHASE IN HIGH SCHOOL. Dude. How does Noah know that I had a petulant loner phase? it’s his gift. THAT’S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU, QUINTO. DON’T THINK I WON’T BURY THAT HAT IN THE YARD TONIGHT, SO FAR DOWN INTO THE EARTH THAT PALEONTOLOGISTS WON’T FIND IT UNTIL THE NEXT GEOLOGIC ERA. Wow. He knows a lot of words. he’s very smart. SHUT YOUR UGLY PIEHOLES.

So when do you think we should—

EX-SQUEEZE ME, RANDOM BUM ON THE STREET.

noah, this is corey. you remember corey.

NOT REALLY, BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER. FORGIVE ME IF I’M WRONG, BUT YOU TWO WORK IN HOLLYWOOD, DON’T YOU? WHEN DID THE FASHION DU JOUR BECOME UNTUCKED SHIRTS AND RIPPED, BAGGY JEANS?

Is your dog critiquing my outfit, Zach?

HELL YES, I AM. AND IT WOULDN’T BE THE WORST THING IF YOU GOT YOUR OWN DOG TO BERATE YOU INTO LOOKING MORE LIKE A FUNCTIONING HUMAN BEING, RATHER THAN A TOOL WEARING A WRINKLED SHIRT WITH CUFFED SLEEVES AND JEANS YOU DUG OUT FROM THE BOTTOM OF YOUR CLOSET, LEFTOVER FROM YOUR PETULANT LONER PHASE IN HIGH SCHOOL.

Dude. How does Noah know that I had a petulant loner phase?

it’s his gift.

THAT’S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU, QUINTO. DON’T THINK I WON’T BURY THAT HAT IN THE YARD TONIGHT, SO FAR DOWN INTO THE EARTH THAT PALEONTOLOGISTS WON’T FIND IT UNTIL THE NEXT GEOLOGIC ERA.

Wow. He knows a lot of words.

he’s very smart.

SHUT YOUR UGLY PIEHOLES.

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